I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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officialnormanbabcock:

when u hear someone ask about a video game u love

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youaintshitok:

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.

That makes it a plant.

Chocolate is salad.

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oreophxn:

what a time to be alive

oreophxn:

what a time to be alive

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oreophxn:

what a time to be alive

oreophxn:

what a time to be alive

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oreophxn:

what a time to be alive

oreophxn:

what a time to be alive

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pissfreak:

glad that tumblr has started putting random ppls posts on my dashboard, love it, thanks for this exciting new feature, definitely want to see posts from people i dont follow, thats why i didnt follow them

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homophobias:

seeing food on my dash

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ohlookanimeboys:

When I meet a friend’s friend and they leave us alone together

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